OMG-WTH...!!!(Oh My God-What The Hell)..

aipooindi mottam ayipooyindi....
         nenu exam rastunte oka circular..
maa principal nannu room looki rammani pilichaadu..
endukaa anukunna...
aa kshnam anumaanamesindi..
maru kshanam ashyamesindi..
aa tarvatha bhayameesindi...
tarvatha na meeda naakey jaaleesindi..
                naa B.tech jeevitam mangalam padesetattu undi...
two weeks back naa 2-2 answer papers missing in the university ani confirm chesaaru..
asalu manam exams kudurugundaa raayatame goppa vishyam..alantidi...paper povatam enti..WTH.


in 'prince' room:


neenu: gud morning sir?
prince: very gud moning nikil sit down.
neenu: "WTH(Why The Hell) is he asking me to sit down?"anukuni..kurchuni..thank you sir.cheppa...
prince:how is yur health nikil?
neenu: "luking desperately for someone to get me out of there.."fine sir it is okay now..
prince: nikil as we expected...yur papers would be missing..and actually they were indeed.
neenu: "ha ha ha at laast..niiiii.yenk's....chaavu kaburu inta challa cheptaav enti raa?"anukuni...why me? ani cinematic level loo dialogue..
prince: there was nothng we could...ani displayed my marks...
neenu: WTH 5 times..cheppukunna..for every single paper i failed...these are not my marks ani cheppa..
kanii aa room loo naa badha ardham chskuney vallu leeru...oo pakka kallaloo water rotating...soo oka OMG-WTH skunna...
prince: nikil actually we passed yu in the finals as the mistake lies with univ..but not having internals was yur mistake..why the hell didn't yu write internal exams..?
neenu: nii ayya niiku avasaramaa raa..more over for that one sub in which i passed...it was only two questions i attempted..16+16=32 not 49 which yu are trying to convience me...that they are my marks..WTH..is in yur mind...(andaakaa manasuloo anukuntunna mantranni..i spilled out.)
prince: wat was that nikil?try to behave properly..
neenu: i broke out...but not in a mood to take back those words...lite anukunna..
prince: lite ley nikil..this is JNTU-A..many are suffering like yu ani cheppi..try to write internals atleast from now ani byee cheppesaadu..


i came out crying..ppl asked me wat happend.."batuku bustand ayipoyindi""jeevitham sarva nasanam" ani cheppa...
vallu em ardham cheskunnaroo emoo kaniii...frequency of people visiting prince's office decreased drastically...frm next day..


morals of the story:


1.Internal examinations rayaali...no matter how many marks u get..
2. OMG or WTH hepls a lot in those situations..
3.never think toomuch when someone calls yu into their room..
4.andaruu principal's okeylaa undaru...
5.donot dare to join under JNTU-A(anantapuram)..